"Life in 140 Characters or Less" by Erik Hane
With the rise of social networking sites such as Twitter, the general public's ability to share way too much information about their personal lives has reached new heights. The fact that people feel important enough to share every banal detail of their average lives with the world both confounds and irritates me. With my piece, "Life in 140 Characters or Less," I aim to show what could happen if this nasty little wave of narcissism is allowed to grow unrestrained. Enjoy.
1249 wordsCategory: Fiction
"Go Green with Green" by Dyson M. Shannon, Jr.
"Go Green with Green" is a parody of a marketing proposal that my group is preparing for Marketing and Society. It is satirical in its perspective, and the voice is reminiscent of a "stoner" from a bygone era--last week. In reality, the idea of hemp production in the U.S. is feasible and economically viable, and the stigmatic nature of the plant is ripe for parody.
1483 wordsCategory: Fiction
"Retro" by Autumn McGarr
Edison Jacobs is immortal. His mullet is also immortal.
2990 wordsCategory: Fiction
"Table Talk" by Larissa Roy
Is it technically an autopsy if the body in question is undead? It does make the situation slightly more awkward for Quincy as her subject talks through the procedure, occasionally poking at his intestines.
6276 wordsCategory: Fiction
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